[Update: Seth Rogen tweeted us and confirmed that this, in fact, was not him:
@Baltimoremag not me! Just another jewish guy! Great job!
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) August 4, 2014
Our apologies to Seth! We guess you have a doppelgänger in Baltimore that fooled both the owner of Station North Arts Cafe and us. Will Seth Faux-gen please come forward?]